January 2012
December 2011
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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oh and this ufucking cunt
ok so i went to go line up for some of those jordans bc my brother wanted a pair for himself and his girlfriend so we get there at 7pm and it’s fucking cold
bored as fuck through the night. no bathrooms anywhere, so i had to pee in an alley like 2 times and it was gross anyways
they finally open at 7am, and all the niggers in the back start running to the front,...
woath what the fuck hapend to facebook why does it look like this
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i dont knwo what im doing and im really sleepy
friend: have you had any african food lately
me: what no
friend: neither have the africans
me:
friend:
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friend:
omfg i am so tempted to go on eomeglr irhght now
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iloveyougagaloo:
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kevinless:
Let it be known how pressed I am at “Marry The Night” flopping.
The Queen (Full A Capella) // Lady Gaga
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me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
Friend: why do you like lady gaga so much she doesn't even know you exist
Police: so you say she just fell onto that knife 37 times
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wow i just went on facebook after a week i should just delete
lotsa stupid hoes on here
ya that song sux but it’s catchy and it’s stuck in my head
anpanprince:
I’m so happy I can like men without having to bleed out of my genital region ♥
Last Christmas, I gave you my pon, but the very next day, you gave it a wei.
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Watchis there a repeat button on here idk
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i did not know there was a just dance solo version thank you hausofjay i love u
mightseehell:
things i hate
me
my voice
how i look
how i dress
my personality
everything
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allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn